bigstupidbaby: i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
whores: if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
Describe yourself on anon and I'll tell you if I'd...
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babebraham: do you ever wish you could unread a book or unwatch a movie/tv show just so you could go back and experience it all again as if it were brand new
psychocereals: jessica-the-human: kosmicwheel: crateshya: darknephilim: thesickestjokes: Turquoise is the best colour in the world. It’s cyantifically proven. you fucking didnt COLOUR PUNS I red that and now I feel violeted. I’m indigonant. Turquoise is the best colour?? Psht, that’s just a pigment of your imagination. you little shits.
lyannaed: when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows (◕‿◕✿) when they start acting like they know more than you (⊙‿⊙✿)